suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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asian:

went grocery shopping

asian:

went grocery shopping

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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algopop:

Zazzle bot products 

Generative designs found on the Zazzle Marketplace. Sometimes a bot will stumble upon a bad choice of words such as ” I laugh at Cancer, I’m a nurse”.

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jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

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homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

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herochan:

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool… in HD

If we add the word “leaked” to this will it make it more exciting? If “leaked” means “uploaded by the animation studio” then this is even more “leaked” than when “leaked” meant “shown to 1000’s of people at Comic-Con”. 

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wolvensnothere:

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narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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